50 Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh

We’ve rounded up 50 Dad Jokes so funny (and punny), they’ll have you groaning, giggling, and maybe even questioning your sense of humour. Whether you’re a proud pun-slinger, a fan of classic eye-rollers, or just need a chuckle to get through the day, these jokes are guaranteed to deliver.

1. I used to play piano by ear… now I use my hands like everyone else.
2. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. I was going to make a belt out of watches… but it was a waist of time.
5. I tried to take a selfie with my coffee… but it was too latte.
6. My vacuum and I are no longer on speaking terms. It’s been picking up too much dirt on me.
7. I named my dog “5 Miles” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
8. My calendar’s days are numbered.
9. I told my son to stop impersonating a flamingo. He had to put his foot down.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m… well, I still am.
12. My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall.” I said maybe.
13. I built a model of Mount Everest. My son asked if it was to scale. I said, “No… to look at.”
14. I got a reversible jacket for Christmas. I can’t wait to see how it turns out.
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
16. I only eat tacos on days that end in “y.”
17. I tried to write a joke about construction… but I’m still working on it.
18. I once had a joke about paper… but it was tearable.
19. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
20. I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
21. I told my daughter she drew her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
22. I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
23. I have a joke about time travel… but you didn’t like it.
24. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
25. I told my boss I was invisible. He said, “I can’t see you working here.”
26. My mirror and I had a fight. We’re not on reflection terms anymore.
27. I was going to get a brain transplant… but I changed my mind.
28. I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
29. I once swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat ever.
30. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
31. I told my computer I needed a break… and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
32. I used to be a banker… until I lost interest.
33. My ceiling isn’t the best, but it’s up there.
34. I lost my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about it.
35. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
36. I wrote a song about tortillas… but it’s more of a wrap.
37. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
38. My dad told me to embrace my mistakes. So I hugged him.
39. I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
40. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
41. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
42. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
43. I tried to become a professional hide-and-seek player… but good players are hard to find.
44. I told my GPS a joke. It didn’t get where I was going with it.
45. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
46. I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
47. I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
48. My plants keep making fun of me. I think they’re plotting something.
49. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
50. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.